In the wilds of cottage country

Posted in Uncategorized by gritchik on May 19, 2012

On my way up to see Champ, this just happened.

The scene: GC filling a jug of water in a small town grocery store.

Guy, late forties: “Sweetheart, do you want carry out?”

Gritchik, small pause until I realize he doesn’t work there: “No, thank you.” Teeth are gritted.

Guy’s buddy: “She’s little enough you could carry her right outta here.”

General guffawing ensues. Also, I’ve never been called little before.

Moral of the story: Women don’t like this. We feel threatened, not flattered. Just, don’t.

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